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How it works

Crypto in. LARP out.

No accounts. No KYC. No emails to forget the password to. The whole flow takes about 90 seconds.

  1. 01
    Step 01

    Pick your tier

    Day Trader, Whale Week, or Lifetime Resolver. Every tier unlocks the same dashboard — the only thing that changes is how long your delusion lasts.

  2. 02
    Step 02

    Send crypto

    We give you a wallet address and an exact amount with a unique cents nonce so we can match your payment without you signing in.

  3. 03
    Step 03

    We watch the chain

    Our background watcher scans Ethereum and Solana every few seconds. As soon as your tx confirms, the order flips to paid.

  4. 04
    Step 04

    Paste your key

    Copy the signed activation key, paste it into the PolyLARPet dashboard, and start opening eight-figure imaginary positions.

Why the weird cents amount?

Every order gets a unique 1–99¢ nonce added to the price (e.g. $20.37 instead of $20.00). That way multiple buyers can pay at the same time and we can still match your transaction without you logging in or uploading a tx hash.

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