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The paper-trading Polymarket dashboard for people who'd rather fake it than make it. Pay with crypto. Get an activation key. Become the whale you pretend to be on Twitter.
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Why LARP
All the dopamine. None of the rent money.
Trade markets that don't exist
Fake elections. Fake CPI prints. Fake Taylor Swift breakups. All the volatility, none of the consequences.
Unlimited fake size
Open a $4M position on whether your landlord responds today.
Leaderboard delusion
Climb a fake leaderboard. Screenshot it. Post it. Live the lie.
Pay anonymously
ETH, USDC, USDT, or SOL. We watch the chain, you get a key. No emails, no Stripe, no cope.
Pick your delusion
Three tiers. One outcome: imaginary wealth.
Best value
Pays for itself
Whale Week
$20USD · once
Seven days of size. Move the order book of your imagination.
~$0.03/day
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Lifetime Resolver
$99USD
Never resolves NO. Pay once, LARP forever.
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